the general expectation is
it’s okay to wear bras
now let’s embrace this societal expectation and follow through hey
March 2010
February 2010
your not hot, just something i noticed
on a totally unrelated topic, this weekend was really fun
we must run we must run
So there was this woman and she was on an airplane, and she was flying to meet her fiancé, sailing high above the largest ocean on planet earth. She was seated next to this man she had tried to start conversations, but the only thing she had really heard him say was to order his Bloody Mary. She was sitting there and she was reading this really arduous magazine article about a third world country that she couldn’t even pronounce the name of. And she was feeling very bored and despondent. And then suddenly there was this huge mechanical failure and one of the engines gave out, and they started just falling thirty-thousand feet, and the pilots on the microphone and he’s saying “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, oh my god… I’m sorry” and apologizing. And she looks at the man and says “Where are we going?” and he looks at her and he says “We’re going to a party. It’s a birthday party. It’s your birthday party. Happy birthday darling. We love you very, very, very, very, very, very, very much.” And then he starts humming this little tune, it kind of goes like this: 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4
We must talk in every telephone Get eaten off the web We must rip out all the epilogues in the books that we have read And in the face of every criminal Strapped firmly to a chair We must stare, we must stare, we must stare We must take all of the medicines too expensive now to sell Set fire to the preacher who is promising us hell And in the ear of every anarchist that sleeps but doesn’t dream We must sing, we must sing, we must sing
It’ll go like this:
While my mother waters plants My father loads his guns He says death will give us back to God Just like this setting sun is returned to this lonesome ocean
And then they splashed into the deep blue sea It was a wonderful splash
nobody will bone for your boning
dresses that can hold themselves up on the coat hanger were sent from hell to give slutty girls a sense of self importance
also, girl in the pink on my bus if your name isn’t beth ditto it’s called obesity
my tumblr
is under construction
nothing like a little blood loss to get the day on it’s way
its funny
how little the words
‘means the most’
actually mean
For example, define mean:
- denote or connote; “`maison’ means `house’ in French”; “An example sentence would show what this word means”
define most:
- used to form the superlative; “the king cobra is the most dangerous snake”
- very; “a most welcome relief”
Is that honestly what I am to you/
please get your words right in future
“you there computer man, fix my pants!”
—The IT Crowd
twitch.
tonight I learnt 1)wiley thinks he’s smaller than he is and can fit on the arm rest of the couch, he is wrong 2) that I am going out every night for the next four nights 3) wiley can’t eat grapes or milk bottle lollies that I decide I don’t want cos they taste funny. He physically can’t keep them in his mouth or chew them, it’s so funny 4) I can be totally organized if I try 5) together, finlay and I still can’t make tacos that can be better than mums. completely defeated /:
sweeeet dreams I have six minutes to fall asleep ( I want to be asleep before 10:30) oh no now it’s five minutes
you saucy smartboard
- arielle: can you just use the smartboard for president fillmores letter?!
- mrs campos: I think I might have to oh i never have any problems with the smartboard, I just can't get it up today
- (eventually gets it working, some history jargon as she reads the letter, oo look interesting point, let's highlight it shall we!)
- mrs campos: oh I guess I have to push harder, it usually only requires a light touch
- arielle: *laughing*
- mrs campos: I really can't work it out does anyone know what to do?
- georgia: I think I do
- mrs campos: well come! come!
- arielle: *then chokes on water and preceeds to die quite loudly*
- mrs campos: i'm going to get this smartboard medically examined! your all my witnesses that it didn't work
- arielle: *manages to survive and go home to not write her history notes for hw that were due 2 days ago*
stop posting tumblrs that make no sense
natasha
here's a thought
even if your hair is long enough to wear it in a side ponytail it doesn’t mean you should do that everyday of the week
especially if it’s not quite long enough and you have to use seven hundred billion clips to hold it together
just some advice hey
i think ur a contra (and i don't ever say 'ur')
my frittata had great height, this is true because Ms Harrington said so. Laura said her’s was better looking, this is not true because Laura said it. Mrs Campos was very irresponsible with her lesson plan and choice of outfit today, both made my head hurt. I didn’t get my english marks back, thank god. I hope he keeps them forever, or burns them. Either idea is good. Today Tash and I defined awkward by this coming weekend, believe me, you will never see a more awkward occasion. I totally kicked my religion assesment in the face and said ‘YEAH BITCH THAT’S A RELIGION ASSESSMENT YOU PISSY LITTLE FEW PIECES OF PAPER’. You will notice I did this metaphorically, as Mrs Aldous wanted us to be quiet and do our own test.
today i cranked my passion pit too loud and almost got hit by an oncoming vehicle;
trinity drivers, in my grey uniform i no longer resemble a tree, look out when i’m moving okay, next time ill sue :D
