I wish I could google “where in the house is my grey top”
You make me really happy.
It was pretty lame being the girl at the chemist everyone feels sorry for because she’s getting the morning after pill. The cashier lady even patted my hand before she went and got the pharmacist
So I was getting changed and I noticed I have welts and scratch marks on my buttt. Guys this has been a very good weekend
is ink poisoning even a thing or are white moms just against body art
I am ecstatically happy rn which obviously means I can’t write shit.
Hello, do you know where your tattoo is from?
as in what it is/what it means or where I got it done? This question is phrased weird
So mum and I just had an argument because the guy I’m seeing is staying over tonight and we’re sleeping in my room and she was like “uh oh he’s sleeping in the spare room” and I was like nah buddy I’m 20 we’re not doing this shit anymore and like I was waiting for her to be like “it’s not polite” or like “not until you’ve been together a bit longer” but her actual response was “but then you’re sleazy brother will think it’s ok for him to do that too”.
Like she was just saying no so that the stupid shithead didn’t use it against her in a fight later. Like that’s fucked up
“Like sunlight, sunset, we appear, we disappear. We are so important to some, but we are just passing through.”
Before Midnight (2013) dir. Richard Linklater
I have always been pretty good at teasing lame couples but now I’m like hey I wanna wake up next to you and watch lame tv late at night with you and take lame selfies with you I AM SO LAME WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME